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The journal of a Lint Magnent

"Where does it all come from?!"

Created on 2003-11-25 23:26:45 (#1487703), last updated 2009-12-15

1,876 comments received, 1,897 comments posted

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Name:Jensie
Birthdate:1988-11-13
Location:Christchurch, New Zealand (Aotearoa)
Bio
I'm Jensie, and I'm a quote magpie who spends about 90% of her time in pjs and has a cactus named Chuck.



"I've found out that an alligator isn't someone who makes allegations-it's a large reptile a bit like a crocodile."
-The Cat Formerly Known as Cheshire, Something Rotten by Jasper Fforde



"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themsleves at a party when they were shot."
-Ellen DeGeneres


"Prediection is difficult, especially about the future"
-Niels Bohr


"Someday my boat will come in and with my luck, I'll be at the airport"
-Graffito


"I don't own a cellphone or pager. I just hang around everyone I know all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just day, "Mitch" and I say "What?" and turn my head slightly."
-Mitch Hedberg


"Honesty maybe the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy."
-George Carlin

"The early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"





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